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Rich Kid’s Birthday Parties

 It was a perfect summer flashback kind of day in mid-October. The staff wore admiral’s hats, and handed a flute of champagne to each guest as he or she stepped off the gangplank onto the boat. I wanted everything to look authentically nautical—well, at least as authentically nautical as a brunch for 150 RSVP’d people on a luxury yacht circling Manhattan could be. As we shoved off, the DJ started spinning slow jams to warm up the crowd before the band started its first set.

This was going to be a fun day—my daughter’s best birthday ever. I weaved my way in and out of guests above and below deck, always with tequila on the rocks in hand. I of course knew most of the guests, but there were a few here and there I had to introduce myself to. With so many friends and family on board, it was difficult to keep any conversation going past the response to “How are you?”

As the band kicked up some 70s and 80s cover songs, people hit the dance floor. The New York City skyline and the Statue of Liberty provided the backdrop. About three hours into the four-hour excursion, just after brunch, cake and more champagne were served. The lead singer crooned “Happy Birthday to You” to my daughter, and everyone joined in. That’s when the tears started to flow.

My daughter didn’t like how loud it was or that everyone seemed to be looking at her.

After all, she was only one year old.

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2 responses on “Rich Kid’s Birthday Parties

  1. Ryan

    Hi Turney,

    I can relate on a smaller level. I was in Santa Monica for my daughters first two birthdays, and well, lets say that among the actor/agent crowd, its all about the show…

    Has anyone optioned your book yet? Your story would be a great movie.

    Best

    Ryan

  2. Alexander Callinan

    I’m really enjoying the design and layout of your site. It’s a very easy on the eyes which makes it much more enjoyable for me to come here and visit more often. Did you hire out a designer to create your theme? Fantastic work!

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