{"id":822,"date":"2015-01-16T00:01:03","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T00:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.turneyduff2.dev\/?p=822"},"modified":"2015-01-16T00:01:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-16T00:01:03","slug":"your-kid-swears-so-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/2015\/01\/16\/your-kid-swears-so-what\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Kid Swears. So What?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The damn bus is late again.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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I wait.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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I wait some more.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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I wait until I see the big yellow school bus make a wide turn around the corner at the end of the block. It’s headed for our stop.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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When Lola, my nine-year-old, gets off the bus, she heaves her backpack at me. It might seem rude to a casual observer, but it\u2019s part of our routine. I like trying to catch it while also avoiding getting hit in the head. There are a lot of books in there. Lola carries her cello, and we head to the house.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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“I know five bad words,” she says.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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“Great,” I say, not knowing how to respond. I know a lot of bad words. And the thought of my daughter saying any one of them is horrifying. “What are they?”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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The damn bus is late again. I wait. I wait some more. I wait until I see the big yellow school bus make a wide turn around the corner at the end of the block. It’s headed for our stop. When Lola, my nine-year-old, gets off the bus, she heaves her backpack at me. It … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":823,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}