{"id":283,"date":"2013-04-29T13:58:45","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T13:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.turneyduff2.dev\/?p=283"},"modified":"2013-04-29T13:58:45","modified_gmt":"2013-04-29T13:58:45","slug":"wall-street-therapy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/2013\/04\/29\/wall-street-therapy\/","title":{"rendered":"Wall Street Therapy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>ONE HOUR SESSION<\/em>\u200b<\/strong>\u200b<\/p>\n<p>With my history I\u2019m no stranger to a therapist\u2019s office. One thing I\u2019ve learned, the more comfy the chair the more expensive the therapy. I never understood why anyone would want to see a shrink. Seemed like a waste of time. Unless, that is, you\u2019re trying to prove to the rest of the world that you\u2019re trying to get your life back. I figure it might be fun to play a little word association game. I\u2019ll write down the name of a brokerage firm and then respond with the first word or words that come to mind\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"car\" src=\"http:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2010\/02\/11\/therapist%20couch%20lawyers%20psychotherapy.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Goldman Sachs \u2013 ski masks<br \/>\nMorgan Stanley \u2013 suspenders<br \/>\nBear Stearns \u2013 that little newspaper boy from the movie Better Off Dead<br \/>\nBTIG \u2013 G.F.E.<br \/>\nB of A \u2013 Jan Brady<br \/>\nCowen \u2013 The Little Engine That Could<br \/>\nDBKS \u2013 offensive linemen<br \/>\nCSFB \u2013 Fight Club<br \/>\nJP Morgan \u2013 Alex P. Keaton<br \/>\nLeerink \u2013 Dr. Kevorkian<br \/>\nBarclays \u2013 crumpets<br \/>\nLehman \u2013 MySpace<br \/>\nPiper Jaffary \u2013 purple velvet shoes<br \/>\nRBC \u2013 right fielder<br \/>\nCitigroup \u2013 George Foreman<br \/>\nUBS \u2013 Suicide Watch or the New York Jets<br \/>\nBernstein \u2013 A Beautiful Mind<br \/>\nCantor \u2013 Taco Bell<br \/>\nCanaccord \u2013 TJ MAX<br \/>\nFBR \u2013 a prostate exam<br \/>\nISI \u2013 Stephen Hawking<br \/>\nJefferies \u2013 Rothman\u2019s Steakhouse bathroom<br \/>\nJMP \u2013 are they trying to trick everyone into thinking you\u2019re giving an order to JP Morgan?<br \/>\nJones \u2013 a professional fluffer<br \/>\nLazard \u2013 fax machines and 8 tracks<br \/>\nMiller Tabak \u2013 Eyes Wide Shut<br \/>\nMacquarie \u2013 The Larva<br \/>\nNeedham \u2013 Studio 54<br \/>\nNite \u2013 serotonin<br \/>\nPac Crest \u2013 Helen Keller<br \/>\nRaymond James \u2013 are they still in business?<br \/>\nSusquehanna \u2013 three-card Monte<br \/>\nStern AG \u2013 Six Flags<br \/>\nWeeden \u2013 whale belts<br \/>\nNomura \u2013 a haiku<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ONE HOUR SESSION\u200b\u200b With my history I\u2019m no stranger to a therapist\u2019s office. One thing I\u2019ve learned, the more comfy the chair the more expensive the therapy. I never understood why anyone would want to see a shrink. Seemed like a waste of time. Unless, that is, you\u2019re trying to prove to the rest of &#8230; <a title=\"Wall Street Therapy&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/2013\/04\/29\/wall-street-therapy\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Wall Street Therapy&#8230;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":287,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-buy-side-book-blog"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/turneyduff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}